MAGA!!
MAGA!!
Good Lord.
The thing about Mike Pence subjecting an airplane full of reporters to an in-flight screening of Hoosiers is that…
The Tiger Woods comeback season lasted all of four months. In December, Woods announced that he was once again…
Speaking of stated boundaries in the Pence marriage, I still maintain that they’re actually a very out BDSM couple, which is why Mrs. Pence insists on being called Mother and doesn’t let her husband eat with other women.
Yeah, that’s weird, dude. Lots of men have female friends up here in Liberalville. Because, ya know, women are people, not fuckholes.
Andy Borowitz nailed this at the New Yorker:
+1 limp Indiana State Fair corn dog
He’s already got the ending to the book written in his mind:
Has there ever been a more closeted face than Mike Pence? His poor wife. She must get so tired of dressing up like Rick Perry.
Tomorrow’s NYT headline: NORTH KOREA SURRENDERS (‘’That guy looked at us all mean and stuff,’ says NK border guard”)
“I thought it was important that we went outside,” he said. “I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”
Remember when Rock Ross’s ankle tracker went off in the white house? haha
Those lucky motherfuckers.
In honor of Pence, Kim Jong Un listened to Pink Floyd’s “Mother” and laughed his ass off.
To be fair, he looks pretty manly for a guy who has never made a woman cum.
Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]