Could be worse. They could explain the workings of a galactic bureaucracy and legislature procedural motions when dealing with a trade crisis.

I see what you did there.

My team is looking like it wont win more then 4 games max this year. I feel your pain Browns fans.

Or the Hogwart’s defense against the dark arts teacher

No. He needs three days to heal.

Browns scouring the QB waiver wire

I was saying for weeks I feel sorry for the Cleveland Browns in week 5.

Typical Trump supporter Tom Brady hates browns.

After his injury, was Whitehurst able to return to his duties as Clipboard Jesus?

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

There's not much worse than getting called out by Dildo Malone on Twitter.

YUM's strategy across the board has been pretty fucking funny to watch. I love watching Taco Bell roll out a different version of shitty beans, shitty rice, pink dye #5 made to resemble a meat, cheese that lasts longer than packaging popcorn, a new "tangy" sauce all mixed with something "artisan". Nothing warms my…

Funny, my roommates and I were discussing this recently during a Molly party. One of my roommates orders Domino's all the time, and that is patently inexcusable since the NYC tri-state area is rife with pizza joints that are excellent. Everyone else that lives in our house is boggled by it. Conclusion: they both…