“Dear Leader! The white-haired American CAME OUTSIDE in a badass leather jacket!l

Go back in history and this is what you’d get If the Vandals had camera phones when they sacked Rome.

Mike Pence looks like the oldest, lamest G.I. Joe figure ever made.

Doesn’t sound like Mark Hamill at the end there. Could it be the Benico Del Toro character?

At this point any and all Kermit iced tea memes should just come pre-loaded with a “Curt Schilling approved” signature

The Browns are 1-2 injuries away from lighting up the Johnny Football signal

Browns QB = Spinal Tap drummer

What, no mention of the flying kosher pickles also known as Mon Calamari cruisers? Those always irked me.

As someone who worked at Pizza Hut in the 90's, I can confirm that Pizza Hut has been a shitty brand for a looooong time. Although the cinnamon bread sticks were pretty tasty.

Nice timing with Halloween coming up. It's like the Hills Have Eyes- Wealthy White Guy edition.