Oh my fucking god. What is it with people like you who a) can't appreciate a joke and b) feel the need to read a ton of subtext into a seven word sentence? How in the world can you extrapolate from that sentence that I condone abuses of the legal system? How can you possibly take from my comment that I think it's okay…

Your reading comprehension is poor. I've written long explanations of my views, but you choose to continue to use my original seven word post and extrapolate from that my full views on a complex subject, despite my elaborations on that subject. You are not worth my time. Maybe if you stopped playing video games long…

I'm not going to reiterate what I've already clearly stated that you were apparently unable to comprehend, given that your reply ignores most of what I said. What I will do is spell this one important thing out very clearly. TRY BEING CIVIL. YOU ARE RUINING THE INTERNET.

You seem to have totally failed to understand my point, the point of the article and... The world, generally.
First, the article is about how to avoid getting arrested, specifically if you are conducting criminal activity. (See the part where is says "if you're going to break the law, do it at home".)

Okay, I'll take that to mean that your first comment was just trolling and that your presence on the Internet is likely one of hollow inflammatory garbage with no thought or substance to back it up. Good luck with that.

Yup. That guy got arrested. For bullshit. But guess what? He got released the same day. He wasn't charged with anything because there wasn't anything to charge him with. Not breaking the law is a BIG step toward not getting arrested. As an exercise: walk down the road. See if you get arrested. No? Okay, walk down the…

So let me ask you a naïve and/or retarded question: If a cop hassles you, and you've broken no law, what cause do they have to arrest you? And, let's say they do arrest you on some bullshit of not cooperating or something. What's the end result here? Are they going to be able to hold you? No, they're not. Because if…

These are tips specifically for avoiding arrest if you're engaging in illicit activities. See above where it says "if you're going to break the law, try to do it in your own home."
And, in my youth, I had a tendency to walk around town in the middle of the night, wearing a long black trench coat and carrying a walking…

Can you elaborate on your assessment of my character as a bad person based on the fact that I think that being a law-abiding citizen will help to keep people from being arrested? I'm really eager to hear a) how expecting people to obey laws creates dictators and b) what a terrible person I am for obeying the law.

Here's a tip: Don't break the law...?

I was at one of the big parties that my local film festival throws every year—I have worked as a projectionist for the festival for over 10 years and am pretty comfortable at these things. Within the party is a VIP section. A couple years back, I was just walking past the entrance to the VIP section and, because I was…

No. There's just no acceptable way to do that. Take it outside.

I have to agree. I've been using it since WWDC on. Late-2012 model Mac Mini and it has been 100% pleasurable. The very first beta build had some tiny weird bugs but since then, it's been smooth sailing and an overall better experience than Mountain Lion.

I suppose using "seriously" as a means of expressing my vociferous agreement with a comment somehow dilutes the point I was trying to make?
But, hey, I get it. You have a pet peeve. I have plenty of those, I can relate.

Seriously. What's next, taking advice from Frank Miller, Dave Sim and Orson Scott Card? Actually, I think a show with those three and Adams would be a huge hit on Fox News!

Another good tip: Make your camera heavy. Or at least pretend it's heavy. Studio pictures are shot with crazy-heavy cameras and rigs, and as such, they move like heavy things. When you're filming with a camera that fits in the palm of your hand, motion comes a lot more easily and looks different than what filmgoers…

I do love some good film equipment hacks! An extending pole such as those used to change high lightbulbs, or for painting can easily be hacked into a really excellent boom pole. A $25 pole, a shock mount and a couple of drilled holes netted me a boom pole that was equivalent to one that would have cost close to $500.…

Double-Post! Kinja Errors: Hoooo!

One INCREDIBLY important thing that isn't mentioned in the article is breaking down the script! The planning segment covers writing and storyboarding, but misses out on the equally important process of planning out your shoot. A good script breakdown will help you gauge how much time you need to plan for each shot…

I have a side-business which is really just an extension of my hobby. I make and sell (and collect!) movie and TV show prop replicas. I also sell the most accurate reproduction ever made of John Lennon's Mr. Kite circus poster.
The income varies month-to-month, but it seems like I always hear that eBay sale sound come…