Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

At least we’re keeping things in perspective...nuclear power launching missile over allies, not worth a tweet. Sports network anchor says something on her own social media account and that’s worthy of a Trump tweet.

Hey Trump! Stick to politics.

Fish monster love story? The long awaited Troy McClure biopic?

Uh, the fact that 62 is a smaller number than 73 is the reason why Stanton’s number will not stand as the home run record. (There’s also the juiced ball, but we don’t even need to look that far into it, because... he’s not going to set the record for most home runs in a season!)

Winds of Fate Blow Brian Kelly’s Career Off Course

1) She only has two kids, and your assertion that they must be from different fathers is completely fact-free and based on racist stereotypes, so I see no reason to even address it.

To be fair, “Fox and Friends” had not yet aired at that point and he hadn’t had a chance to see how he was supposed to respond.

We Will Jail You For Speeding Memorial Highway...

At the risk of dealing with a potential troll:

I’m sure the explanation is so obvious as if it was black and white.

The Big Scumdamental

How does this happen? 

Like some sort of ban?

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

I was going to post a gif of Get Your Ass to Mars when i came across this gem.

He is Brazilian, after all.