nah

You left our dipshit alumni and fans.

Because he can play football really well and it doesn’t matter to the football program, coaching staff, athletic department, and university administration if he beats women so long as he can help them win.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

We need to keep the Face Dancers out of our wives and daughters’ restrooms!

“The God-Emperor wouldn’t be such a awful dictator if his father hadn’t bonded him as a baby.”

The Fish Speakers are dealing with any dissent in their ranks as we speak!

“Proof that all of these allegations against God-Emperor Trump are false flag operations by liberal democratic thugs! Now we can ignore the 39th woman that came forward this week with details of how he sexually assaulted her, as it’s just one big conspiracy by the left.”

He’s probably also jealous that Slim is an ACTUAL billionaire instead of a pretend one.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

I call bullshit.

Go fuck yourself.

“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

It’s blowing my mind that Republicans have lined up so hard behind Trump that some are now becoming Russia friendly. How does this not scream “anti American” to the “Make America great again” crowd?

I think that my career in technology journalism speaks for itself, sir.