WTaF? I mean, WTaF???

“Show us your Aristides!!”

Nah

He shall know your ways as if born to them

Oh God now he’s going to be appointed Acting Secretary of Sports...

Imagine the kerfuffle if Senator Brown (D-OH) were to introduce a bill stating that “Who Dey” does in fact predate “Who Dat”...

OK, we can stipulate that he has no racist bones. It’s his other 250 pounds of pasty Baron Harkonnen-flesh that contains the racism...

I live in Ohio. Even we make fun of people from Indiana.

Yeah Super Bowl XX was wicked dramatic...

Nah

Nah

Fa*king bone spahs haht, you cahcksuckahss

This needs more stars

...he will be suspended for two...one games/quarters or fined, or strongly scolded

a ‘do your own thing’ mentality 

Of sharters, or believers? Asking for a friend...

It’s just easier to take a shit than to give a shit...

In Soviet Russia, Goodell’s America, you protect the shield!

Feature not a bug

Remember, this is a feature, not a bug