jecableguy
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Meet the new Secretary of HHS Read more

“Show us your Aristides!!”
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He shall know your ways as if born to them Read more

Oh God now he’s going to be appointed Acting Secretary of Sports... Read more

Imagine the kerfuffle if Senator Brown (D-OH) were to introduce a bill stating that “Who Dey” does in fact predate “Who Dat”... Read more

OK, we can stipulate that he has no racist bones. It’s his other 250 pounds of pasty Baron Harkonnen-flesh that contains the racism... Read more

I live in Ohio. Even we make fun of people from Indiana. Read more

Yeah Super Bowl XX was wicked dramatic... Read more

Fa*king bone spahs haht, you cahcksuckahss Read more

...he will be suspended for two...one games/quarters or fined, or strongly scolded
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a ‘do your own thing’ mentality  Read more

Of sharters, or believers? Asking for a friend...
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It’s just easier to take a shit than to give a shit...
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In Soviet Russia, Goodell’s America, you protect the shield!
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