Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

+1 because you earned it.

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

Getting hit by a car?

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

There’s nothing to gain by being outed as the “bad guy” who doesn’t want his workplace to be daycare. Especially when it’s pretty likely that LaRoche is the kind of bible thumper who would take to Twitter and say things like you’re anti-family and hate Jesus.

I don’t know. Goose might appreciate Laroche’s son skipping out on all that fancy learning and other modern stuff that happens in school.

I would argue that even in light of that fact, he’s still 100% as crazy as he sounds.

What friends?

“Back when I was a kid, you know what I was? A man.”

I was about to post the same thing. This has nothing to do with religious beliefs or "putting family first" — it's about entitled douchebags trying to claim they are being oppressed for their religious beliefs.

“Kids shouldn’t even be allowed into a ballpark; they might have fun.”

Takes a hell of a man to step away from the game he loves for what he believes in @e3laroche #faithandfamilyfirst

Poor fundamentals! Curry will never make it anywhere with this playing style.

This is bad kinja.

SAVE THE WOMEN ESPECIALLY AJ McCARRON’S WIFE I’M GONNA GIVE HER A FACIAL I PLAY EVEN HARDER IN THE SECOND HALF

Hi there,

The problem here is coded language. As a Jewish person who has routinely been propositioned by proselytizing missionaries, it’s still pretty screwed up to imply that you’re only a “good [insert person of another faith here] in my” if you meet a pretty limited rubric — and unfortunately in this case, as well…

“The only good Muslims in this story are the ones coddling annoying people who are trying to bother people into changing their religion.” There you go.