Reached for comment, Manziel says he looks forward to smoking and possibly injecting the blackball.

I’m so sick of hearing about the fucking shield. It is a goddamn sports league not a covert military group.

In Ohio, this is the other way around.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Hey, at least we’ve got 12 aircraft carriers!

You definitely get the point of the article.

This is the type of guy who hacked NBA Jam to make it all Shaq vs Shaq. “Another shot right next to the basket! HE’S ON FIRE!”

Fuck. Just, fuck. God dammit. This guy captures brilliantly why Trump is the likely Republican nominee.

Seeing a large group of Penn State fans wearing t-shirts that say “Team Ream” is deeply unsettling.

School Commissioner - “Broom handle? So I assume some sweeping changes are in order.”

The 17-year-olds were later questioned by police and Atlanta Falcons personnel.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

*sits back and waits for mitten to explain what Trump’s policies actually are?*

This must “bern” you up, to see Hillary being all competent and funny and totally the next president.

To me, this is offensive. I really hope you vote in November regardless. We need you. I am sure Bernie will vote for Clinton if she is the nominee (and she will for him, if he is). At the very least, think about supreme court nominees.

I don’t get this attitude. I love Bernie, I donated to Bernie. But handing over the country to these lunatics out of spite if he doesn’t get the nomination is insane.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

You are the problem then.