Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

The IRS doesn’t care about your wealth.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Ben Carson truly is a horrible piece of shit. Sadly, he’s been drowned out by the bigger more orange piece of shit with a bad toupee which has made him seem more “moderate”. Frankly none of these clowns deserve to be in charge of a World Of Warcraft guild, let alone President of the USA.

Talking about Peyton Manning and HGH would take away from the time he had set on his crusade to ban players from jumping.

Did anyone else hear that hilarious take he had on players hurting themselves when hurdling defenders. Something along the lines of: “How dare the media hype up these plays!”

Heisman!

I seriously wanted to fly to California just to dick punch him as it aired live

Yeah, we’ll see who’s laughing when he’s worth $200 million because we’re all using his Janglr app to swap pictures of our testicles.

The bigger joke is “productition.”

The real question is what Deadspin reader sent in this tip and is trying to find some soap watching buddies. Or as he probably hopes to refer to them ‘My Story Bros’

The shameless cross-promotion in that video is amazing. Almost as amazing as the highlights I’ll get to see when I watch the College Football Pl

God that made me want to kill myself.

You are right. If it hadn’t been Manning’s wife, her story wouldn’t have been included. But it was Manning’s wife, so I fail to see the relevance of your alternate factual universe. She is reporting facts that, as of right now, are not contradicted. How does that translate to dishonest? It would be dishonest to say…

I believe in Buffalo that is called “foreplay”.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.