jebediahspringfield
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jebediahspringfield

There are only three types of beer in Cuba - Bucanero, Mayabe and Cristal. Bucanero is malt liquor and tastes like a slightly more carbonated version of Mickey’s and blacks you out just as quickly. Go with Cristal if drinking Cuban beer, although I think they add formaldehyde to all three - 5% ABV beers shouldn’t make

With a fanbase already prone to drunk and disorderly conduct, who is decidedly split on Kaepernick between those who can see his point-of-view and those who think he’s disrespecting ‘merica and the troops, NFL teams are scared shitless to sign the guy because the second he steps on the field fans in the stands would

Eye of the storm? Too soon.

There was one?

After all, that’s the Patriot way!

No one’s gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

Quick! Somebody call The Police!

But then you picture Lena’s naked ass in your mind and there goes that.

Only reasons to put down a burger:

It’s such a Millenial take to say the Beach Boys suck.

Spoiler alert: he’s going to make the Kessel Run in under 12 parceps.

Rowdy Radical Richards

The McCaskey family would like a word

pssst... he’s not reading this article.

Weimaraner ate a loaf of Wonder bread still in the plastic bags. I had to yank it out of her keister after I saw her walking around with half of a bread bag dangling out.

re: The Eagles... the band or the football team? Or both?

Uncle Sam and Aunt Ella are excited to spend some quality time with so many of the fine folks of Pittsburgh

The old argument bits between those two was the beginning of the end of insightful analysis at the WWL

Clearly an act of foul play

I’m probably a little too late to escape the grays with this one, but here goes anyway...