Anyone seen Bill?

Why are only 70% of the black players in the league are proud of their African heritage?

The adjective form, with -ed at the end, describing actual condition is still OK-ish in my book. My sister was born in 1970 and there was no other way to classify her. Her brain literally stopped developing at six months. It was not cerebral palsy, down syndrome or any other affliction that could be categorized. I…

The Jets were actually ahead of the curve on this

Townes, like the hyphen in his name, appeared to be in the wrong place

Hold my beer

I felt like orange shirt getting clocked was revenge for knocking up Stacy Hamilton and ditching her at the clinic.

Isn’t that how we got into this mess in the first place?

Are you from Wisconsin? One summer while visiting my friend in Elkhart Lake, we were playing some deathly-hungover golf and I ordered a Miller Lite with a ham on rye from the cart girl. Two bites in and I went from near-death to near-ecstasy, proclaiming the sandwich to be some sort of Northwoods alchemy. My friend,…

Y.M.C.A. because it’s a song encouraging pedophilia

Don’t go for that cotton candy, Son you’re playing with fire.

Is their coach, Steve Holt!?

Every military person I know who served in the Middle East is completely fine with the protesting..

Bears fan to Steelers fan after the game: “Why you cheering for a team that hates America? Your team hates America!” Also heard angry USA! chants being directed at Steelers fans.

Something doesn’t add up for me though... it was not a challenged call that was reversed! When a challenge goes against a team, they are punished with the removal of a timeout, or ten second run-off in absence of any timeout. It was an official’s review, wherein there are no timeout removals for reversed calls! So why…

I object wholeheartedly! My six-year old think asparagus pee is hilarious.

Marchman’s takes continue to amaze me... Tadahito Iguchi?!?! Anyone who knows anything about that ‘05 Sox team will tell you it was Aaron Rowand. Mention his name today and Hawk Harrelson will start the comparisons to the great ones, except of course, for Yaz.

Tomsula in the comments section!!!!

KFC is trash. Popeye’s is the only acceptable fast food chicken.

Upon witnessing his vinegar strokes, I saw nothing.