+1 piece of hard candy

Re: famous facial hair, I think you missed out on Mr. Diabeetus himself, Wilford Brimley

It’s a good message to “do something” and Window Guy was a good visual aid, but let’s stop there. I’m all for the “if you see something, say something” mantra, but realistically WG didn’t see or hear anything of what was at best an ambiguous situation which occurred thirty feet away. Why should he get involved if he’s…

...and Bradshaw was more Hollywood than Henderson

Eric “Sleeping With” Bienimy

Yeah but, 7-9 with Rex and his werewolf brother would be 1000% more fun than 4-12 with Fox and Fangio. The meatball fan calls on the Score would be just what we need after 2016 happened.

With you 100%. I loved his shitty nicknames like Ben “Winter” Coates and Natrone “Refried” Means (let’s remember some guys potential here), but comedic schtick always wears thin - look at the Farrelly Brothers or Seth MacFarlane.

John Fox thought nothing of it when Marion Barber ran out-of-bounds.

Except that London is 5 hours ahead of US Eastern Time meaning games would have to start at 1 am to be on during primetime.

That’s a great Let’s Remember Some Guys list. It brought me back to a time when the Josh Scobee of the Jacksonville Jaguars kicked off to Josh Scobey of the Seahawks to start the 2005 NFL season. I am a huge nerd.

I know, right? The hockey rink ain’t no place to be a Baby, Baby, Baby...

Herman Moore?!?! You do realize Megatron destroyed the Lions records for wide receivers, right? And in two fewer seasons than Moore!

She’s the Girl if they’re looking to Tank

+1 set of zircon-encrusted tweezers

I just think he’s going to pave over the wetlands wetbacks.

Once again.. not sure how many “flipped from Obama to Trump” as opposed to flipped Hilary off by not voting.

Wrong, Stanford plays tonight.

-Abraham Lincoln

+1 bathtub shaped like a clam

Way to drop a Cannonball on this guy!