jebediahspringfield
Heathcliff Slocumb if you got 'em
jebediahspringfield

THIS. This is why the NFL sucks right now. It’s not Colin Afro-nick taking a knee during the Anthem. It’s an over-officiated league (enough already Hochuli!) with poor player execution, which itself is a by-product of veterans becoming salary cap casualties and not having enough practice time for the youngins.

Gastineau - if you’re a meathead

+1 bout of dangue fever

Yeah, but the nation lionized the guy after he left his wife who sat by his bedside while he was riddled with tumors for Sheryl fucking Crow.

-Belinda Carlisle in modern-day Philly

Sounds like a pretty cool guy, why are you friends exactly?

Cromartie always brings in new life after getting cut

Notre Dame? Good basketball school

Hoo in their right mind would put up with such things?

In speaking with my Sox-fan friend the other day, I, a Cubs fan, likened the Bartman incident (and the Leon Durham grounder in’84, and James Loney’s grand slam in’08, etc.) to getting dumped by a girlfriend. In summary I said, “these losses break my heart, and you want me to go through that again? It’s like you want

This could actually spawn the birth of a viable third party. Oh what will they call themselves??? I vote for Wig Party or Orange Party.

+1 just being frank with you

This news only came out because Talib was under much Burress

Goddamnit... I didn’t want to take the low hanging fruit, but someone has to, right?

When asked for comment, Johnson Shrugged

Show me a hot chick and I’ll show you...

Can he get this by drinking from the Fawcett?

And this is why TOM Ricketts is the face of the franchise when it comes to the ownership trust

The opposing kicker was haphazardly racing against the clock to attempt a 40+ yard field goal which was missed, but...

Darrin Nelson