+1 wooden pickle

NES Pro Wrestling was the greatest. The hypnotic music, “A Winner is You”, Starman and The Amazon... My 10 year old self shit my dick when I learned about this move:

+1 set of My Dinner With Andre action figures

This comment stinks

Mmmmm... Ketchup!

No, but Tennessee is sticking with their “he’ll have to coach the whole season” Mularkey

Ornithologists, Philatelists, Philanthropists... hope they’re able to catch the (Regina Silver) Foxes

I’m a season ticket holder and this has been my game-day experience for the last 20-plus years…

Heroin Highway

No Men’s Synchronized?

Vonn’s inner-Perkins waitress is shining through.

The smoker you drink...

This guy is clearly living a life of illusion

The Simmons hate is getting a little tired over there at Deadspin/Jalopnik/Gizmodo/Jezebel/Whatever... Dude has made more money than all of you combined, doing essentially the same shit just many, many years earlier. Okay, we get it, he’s not that clever and doesn’t relate well to millennials. Now go get me some more…

The Disco Sucks thing resonated so hard with me having two older brothers who were there that night. I was growing up in the 90s and missed the boat on the hey-day of early hip-hop and electronica because I was jamming shitty classic rock and drinking Old Style just like my brothers before me.

Gotta go with Michigan as it has the peninsula factor like Florida, plus a bunch of heavily-armed militants who live for hiding out in tree houses shooting animals after sucking down a pint of Fireball at seven in the morning.