I think he wants the exception of the 13th removed (you can be a slave as a term of your imprisonment; there are a lot of black men forced to work for peanuts in prison, hence why he mentioned prisons) 

I believe everyone’s brain got a ‘Does not Compute’ error message 

Weirdest timeline man, I would never imagine my old school being in a Kanye freakout video

This just comes across as extremely petty.

This just comes across as extremely petty.

Especially when you get into the v8s, blows my mind how Volvo was able to fit a transverse V8 into a mid-size sedan

“I don’t care about your preference, drive faster” turns into “You super secret hate gays.” to these people. Insanity. Give it some time and it’ll be “Minorities should be placed at the top of the Grid because bigotry!”

This article:

So this car is exclusively for the guy that wanted a Camaro but his wife said no?

All the people in Jalopnik who actually drive cars left (Tavarish, Doug) so only the bloggers who complain about stuff being popular for being popular remain.

I think I have a new nightmare now.

For some reason Hyundai really loves extremely thin head and tail lights and having those gives you the loophole to do that.

Agreed. Counter-point from a female racing driver

Translation: I don’t actually have an argument but I have the need to be snarky anyway so I hope you can just go away.

So misogyny is ok as long as they have problematic jobs?

Well that and you know, his old business partner destroyed this website’s former parent company into bankruptcy.

UAE and neighbouring Oman has some of the best driving roads anywhere though - freshly paved, wide amazing mountainous roads with no traffic.

I mean it isn’t rocket science to know to buy a sports car, motorcycle and swimwear in the winter for cheaper prices

The rotary comment inspires me to do this to a RX-7 (non-FD, don’t worry purists) or RX-8

I never knew the interior was so crazy, it would take Doug an hour to get through all the Quirks and Features.