Did you go on Judge Judy?

OH MY GODDDDDD

My favorite part of this story is definitely Judge Judy. HOW DID SHE FIND OUT? IS SHE OMNISCIENT???

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

I love how it's like: FOOD. *nom nom nom nom nom* WTF is this, *nom* Oh god, it's awful, I can't even look at you.

Things I've discovered today thanks to imgur. Owls don't like garlic:

This is perfection. I do happen to really like the name that win, too.

dat bitch be cray.

As a gay, I didn't even realize ladies had doors down there.

You know how Prince just glides into a room, says like 10 words, glides back out and then everyone loves him? Madonna should try more of that. Fewer words, Madge. Fewer words.

Agreed.

Every time I say something about how Matt Lauer seems like the worst, my mom always reminds me of that time my great-aunt (80 years old and in a wheelchair) went to the Today Show and Matt Lauer came over to where she was sitting every so often to check if she needed anything.

I am not convinced the Kels would be wilier than a Jack Russell. They are very nippy, canny and have a terrifying knack for finding holes to disappear down.

jack russell terriers >>> kelsey grammer

Oh good lord

But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

Is this where the Niles gifs go?

Are you sure? (Sorry if the pic comes up huge, it's hard to tell on a phone.)

I always knew there was a reason why I liked Niles more than Fraiser