Inconceivable!

They fell victim to one of the classic blunders. Never fight a land war in Asia, and never try to out-weird Weird Al.

People don't know what unique means anymore. I also LOVE when people say "very unique."

the most upsetting thing about her performance was the monologue bit at the beginning

I would have used that core strength to suffer a momentary strangling over the fall.

Judging from her recent Instagram "Rebel Heart" images, she must have fallen on her head quite a few times before.

I thought it was the funniest sketch of the episode. Isn't comedy supposed to be uncomfortable and controversial?

I also thought it was funny.

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

I took my nephew to the county fair when he was about six or so. He hated the idea of spicy food, but liked typical young kid food. I got him a slice of pizza. It was decent pizza, cooked in a hot oven, and there was a tiny black speck of carbon on the crust.
He points to it:

This one comes via my husband, who this actually happened to:

Fun fact: The Food Babe is actually a space vampire who subsists solely on stupidity and credulity.

WHAT ARE PURPLE?

Guest: I don't eat meat.

The Gimp is analogous to Photoshop in much the same way a board nailed to your foot is analogous to a shoe.

I love how we're all arguing over which woman is funniest in this sketch and on the show. There are so many talented women now! Our cup runneth over.

I LOVE Leslie Jones, she is really funny but... She has blown a LOT of lines and cues. I don't know if it's nerves or what (to be fair, at least once was a technical difficulty), but they won't keep her around long if she can't get better with that. Which would be a total shame as she is a national treasure.

Poor kerning?