Your prize? A FREE PEN!!!

So true about guacamole.

I do have a hard time disliking her when I watch the SNL Homeland parody.

But salsa is NEVER dip. In order to qualify as a “dip,” the substance must have adequate thickness to adhere to the chip being dipped.

Brilliant! I’m with you on that.

Beard.

Holy cow. I shouldn’t be shocked, but...

I thought for sure that Seinfeld episode would have cleared that kind of thing up.

Yaaas! Me too!

I love how she became a Cheri Oteri character at 1:09.

Me too.

Right? Then I remember Travolta totally killed it as the wonderfully Clinton-ish Stanton in Primary Colors. I never really liked Travolta, but he was spectacular in that movie.

One time I got my head stuck in a Cheeto’s bag and Bob Saget helped me get out.

To me, she’s always just seemed like Gwyneth 2.0.

She farted first, though, right?

“Key” sounds kind of cool, though. Made me think there’s some kind of secret celeb thing I don’t know about.

Might have shared this before, but tl;dr:
Alec Baldwin, karaoke.

That’s racist.

That is disturbing.