Mommy Dearest?

I hope they use this to get the help they so desperately need.

Appropriate.

Hmmmmm......... I’m not going to debate that, because you seem far more learn-ed than I on this subject, but I would say that salsa does qualify as a dip, but only loosely.

Recently I was in a store and a little boy was blocking an aisle. His mother told him to move out of the way because he wasn’t the only person in the world. Mother of the Year!

Maybe it was Norman Bates and he was marionetting Mother’s corpse from under the table...

If we’d worked at the same time in the same area, we could have referred our clients!

Dude if I was rich I’d just eat four meals

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

She’s doin it, and doin it well.

I call them gacis (pronounced gotch-ees). It's the Polish word for panties.

Why does it have to be a joke or funny, or both? Is it not equally plausible that someone with a handle @fart was taking advantage of the modern thirst for commentary, albeit anti-intellectual, and using the platform to drive some other point?

I plan to use WHY YOU COMIN AT ME WITH DEM PORK-ASS HANDS at the first available opportunity, and as often as possible thereafter.

On time my sister and I were walking around in Manhattan around 5th Ave., when someone who i swear looked like the rich judge from Futurama walked out of a building with his wife, pointed (not at us, we’re white) and said, “Oh look, honey. A negro!” It wasn’t in a mean tone or anything - he said it with this…

Happens to the best of us

I tried to give him the package