I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

“The female children barely dressed”

These clowns are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off: it’s actually pronounced “Cue-Do-Ba”.

I was going to say that this is pretty disgusting. Because a woman happens to possess a particular role at a particular company it’s “funny” to take her stolen information and run around going, “OMG, pube dye! LOLZ!”
It’s not funny, it’s horrifying. She didn’t post this voluntarily. She isn’t providing an endorsement…

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

This is really unnecessary.

That typo is killing me.

One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

Oh y’know, not much.

The Artsiest Trill. WHATS UP DAX.

The problem is that the Guide she used simply stated, "Mostly harmless", which is not particularly helpful in understanding the pickle customs of the natives.

Like, maybe children shouldn't drive is the bigger message, instead of the texting thing.

Welcome to the world of "lyrical." It's like the Thomas Kincade painting version of dance.

How can you talk about "Dance Moms" without addressing the real star of the show: Vivi-Anne?!?!?!

Question: Is fashion the douchiest of all industries?