I really hope he gets canned after 1 year. Quinn can go live under an overpass with him as well. As a lifelong Lions fan I’m conditioned to this crap, but this whole season has been extremely off the rails even for them.

Find friends who don’t have cats. Problem solved.

And that milk probably came in a bag.

Are they trying to overtake Michigan State for worst board in the B1G?

At least they are finally going all in on being ass. Knowing their luck they will finish in last place and not get the first pick thanks to the NHL’s sweet draft lottery odds.

There is a good chance they’d be 0-4 if mother nature didn’t intervene for the opener against Akron. I mean Akron beat Northwestern, who I’m pretty sure is better than Nebraska.

That usher would probably have rather cleaned up some browns off those stairs than carry a box with a live opossum.

Gibby has grown on me since they first had him on there. He lives to just fuck with Mario and get reactions from him, which I greatly enjoy. Sometimes Rod just yammers on and I have no idea what on earth he is talking about.

Nothing says boycott like burning products you already purchased.

They should put them in a rocket and let them watch from space.

Williams looks like someone took an old photo of him and drew on that goatee and glasses with a sharpie. Gregg and Todd Haley have to be the most hatable combo of coordinators there is in the league. I really hope the “greatest turn around ever” is a second consecutive 0-16.

I work with some one who uses face time at the office with family when a simple phone call would work just as well. It’s so annoying.

“Funding secured” makes it seem pretty set in stone.

I forget the article where I saw this, but there were NINE reported incidents between 2012 and 2018. NINE. There is no way he didn’t hear about at least some of them. If we’re talking one or two, sure, I’d buy that. Seems odd he’d risk everything to carry water for this guy. Zach being Earle Bruce’s grandson is the…

Yup. It’s excellent.

Vertical Horizon

How is this any longer than “Yes”?

I once drunkenly took a piss off the deck of the duplex I was living in at the time. I proclaimed to my roommate that I did it because it was closer than the bathroom. I probably walked an extra 20 feet to get to the end of the deck. Luckily there were woods and not houses behind ours.

The $1.2 mil number is only what is going through probate. He may have had money in trusts, which avoid probate.

Its meat for the shit sandwich he will eat after an embarrassing Vikings playoff loss next year.