Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

Low flow toilets probably make this even worse since they have a vigorous flush to compensate for low water usage. Also, most toilets designed for public restrooms don’t have a lid, so at work you’re going to have to just flush and try to outrun the expanding poop cloud.

Shouldn’t he be out trying to catch a small mouth bass to fuck and pose with?

I think that Carol hid a tiger on his plane.

Helps keep the blinker fluid temp down. 

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

It’s squinting at the poors 

“in a market that can’t get enough of big and stupid SUVs."

“If you feel that this casting is unfair, write it neatly on some paper, fold it up real good, pull your cheeks apart and stick it up your asshole. If you have comments or suggestions about casting or, let’s say, maybe craft services is not to your liking, please write a letter to my office. Just make sure that under ‘…

The forces of Free Market Capitalism have spoken, Donny. And they have said, “We really need these two extra minutes to get a word in for bagged milk.”

Not a single MCU album smdh

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

I’m not sure that continuing on this path is such a good idea

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I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...