Come to Minnesota, where a terrifyingly high number of drivers STOP on the onramp and wait for an opening. 

You misspelled “Minnesota.”

Barack Obama exudes poise, restraint and above all, CLASS 24/7.

The fact that he never lashes out as his hateful detractors is fucking staggering, because in his place I would have cheerfully nuked, say, Alabama from the face of the earth.

At least all those people who decided to skip voting in 2016 because Hillary wasn’t inspiring have that sweet, sweet moral high ground to hang out on.

+1 Night in Bangkok

So much this. A bunch of people who have never written anything more complicated than smart-assed tweets? Oh please, Ser Mastermynde of Fartsnyffe, let us know what you would have done better? Besides “More bewbs”? Can’t wait till GRRM finally finishes the book and they can all crawl up his ass for the same thing.

Ben’s nasally, obnoxious voice tells you much of the story. He spent a lot of his childhood and adolescence being shoved into lockers and suffering through atomic wedgies and the dreaded Rear Admiral, and now the rest of the world must pay for his stupid ideology and utter lack of charm. He is the living embodiment of…

Dressing like the vice-president of the Space Chess Club (complete with shades to let us know he’s a COOL nerd) should automatically disqualify Wohl from being taken seriously by anyone anywhere for anything.

It’s totes cool that Ilhan Omar is getting genuine death threats from racist idiots, but yes, make an entire mountain range out of THIS molehill, you stupid, vile piece of shit.

Thank goodness American construction workers are all highly skilled workers who are knowledgable about their jobs and all relevant safety procedures and not, y’know, dudes who barely graduated high school whose uncle got them on a road crew to keep them out of trouble.

I’m assuming that these women (and let’s be honest, he probably hit on high-school-aged girls as well) could all sense that something was waaaaay off about this guy and reacted appropriately by getting the fuck away from him. And then toxic masculinity took the wheel and here we are.

I agree — not to typecast, but Kate McKinnon is a comedic actor, so I hope they don’t make the miniseries all about crazy eyes and weird voice inflections.

Doesn’t not make Miller a Nazi, either. It is one of many, many reasons Miller is a sniveling asshole, however.

Cast iron fetishists indeed. “Rather than use modern conveniences to make our lives a little less labor-intensive, we do things the way they did them 100 years ago because we have way too much time on our hands and we love that smug sense of superiority that comes from cleaning cast-iron skillets with organic Himalayan…

...minus the usual half-pint of mayo they slather all over everything.

Yep, he’s a MAGA choad who goes on canned hunts.

Exactly. All that’s missing is the biker gear. 

But is he PUNK RAWK enough??

IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN BERNIE DOES IT

The degree to which one does not know what is actually in the U.S. Constitution is directly proportional to how loudly he or she will scream and bitch about their “rights” being ignored or suppressed.