White woman was definitely in the wrong for, you know, screaming racial epithets in public, IN FRONT OF HER KIDS FFS, and deserved to lose her job, but I still wanna know: What set her off? Besides years of pent-up racist aggression and white privilege, of course. 

Don’t forget: Liberal Fake News, Hillary’s emails, Pizzagate, AOC, Obama, etc.

This dickslap is so obviously hoping for a show on Fox, and these public performance art pieces are his reel.

Just keep listening to your Frank Zappa bootlegs, knowing that you’re the only person in the world who TRULY APPRECIATES AND UNDERSTANDS MUSIC

Probably went better on whatever guitar forum he regularly posts on, where dudes who can play a bunch of Steve Vai solos backward have pissing contests. “DUDE DO YOU EVEN SHRED DUDE”

The picture with that article you linked is fucking disgusting.

I love the numbskull writer’s hot take, as if people haven’t been ruining perfectly good hamburgers for decades by slopping mayonnaise all over them. “You guys, you should TOTALLY try this!” Half the restaurants in America automatically put mayonnaise on…

Ranch dressing is like somebody said, “What if we made mayonnaise, but with an even more repulsive odor?”

That’s child abuse.

When the “sandwich artist” scrapes the mayonnaise off the sandwich you just requested be prepared without mayo, and you can see the slimy, oily stain on the bread. And they look at you like YOU’RE the asshole.

Agreed: Tell the restaurant you dislike mayo, and it’s 50-50 if they’ll leave it of whatever you ordered; tell the restaurant you’re so sorry but you’re allergic to mayonnaise itself (not any of its ingredients) and would they please consider leaving it off your burger? and your odds improve significantly.

Here’s the thing: If Trump’s school transcripts are released and he did as poorly as everybody assumes he did, that will just make his inbred redneck shithead dickslap fanbase love him more. Probably not too many Trump voters who are Rhodes scholars.

Your average Republican (i.e., rural/southern/Trump) voter would sooner murder his own children than pull the lever for a Democrat, because Dems are all socialist commie libtard snowflakes who want to take away his guns, give his job to a brown person, and make abortion and gay marriage mandatory.

And old guard…

Oh God. Ronald Fucking Reagan. So many people fell for his brand of horseshit, and yet they’re STILL waiting for those economics to trickle down to them.

By today’s GOP standards, Eisenhower is a socialist beta male libtard (yes, even with the whole “General who helped win WWII” thing).

“I’m not racist, it’s just my job. IRL I love the blacks and the Puerto Ricans or whatever. Look, I’m even sitting next to one!”

I had super-spiky hair when I was in college, and sometimes female classmates wanted to touch it to see if it was stiff from product or what (it was a little of both, my hair is stupid and wants to stand up on its own). I didn’t mind that. Probably not the same thing though, huh?

And OF COURSE Stony’s message Is Full of Random Initial caps, for That Full-on wingnut Flavor!

A self-aware Republican is about as common as unicorn farts.

-Getting millionaires and billionaires to pay their fair share of fucking taxes

Is anybody surprised a bunch of out-of-touch rich white dipshits voted for the movie that managed to 1) drop a ham-fisted message (Racism? IT’S BAD, GUYS) and 2) not fuck with said out-of-touch dipshits’ comfort levels? “This makes up for my Trump vote in 2016!”