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The schaudenfreude here is certainly delicious, but c’mon, “Mr.” Kraft will just buy his way out of this and be back patronizing strip mall rub-n-tug parlors by next Tuesday.
“Job Creators Network,” lulz. Because the very first thought your average billionaire has every morning is, “Jeepers, I have all this wealth and power, I’d better spread my own good fortune and CREATE SOME JOBS.” There’s a special room in hell waiting for Mitt Romney for coming up with that bullshit phrase.
Ah yes, the “Christians Are A Persecuted Minority In America” stance. Hell hath no fury like a privileged white man who gets his panties in a knot when the clerk at Target says “Happy holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas,” the way the Founding Fathers intended.
My deepest wish at that people like this could…
There’s a subset of Cookie Mansters: When, for example, a Jezebel writer does one of those “I Stopped Wearing Makeup for a Week” posts, he will always, always, always need to reply/comment “YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT ALL THAT WARPAINT!”
Bring her in for an interview.
The rock-solid, unassailable “two wrongs make a right” defense.
I guarantee you his gutless staff just runs everything this asshole pens as-is, typos and all. Because freedom of the press!
The Trump admin loves Stephen “Fly Like an Eagle” Miller because they know everybody in the country, including Miller’s own family, will find it so deeply satisfying when they toss him under the bus. He’s the perfect fall guy.
Underage drinking? Who does she think she is, Brett Kavanagh?
Even though it’s a real job for other people, they might as well have given him the title “Failson Collecting Paycheck Until Coaching Position Opens.”
All in all, Adams has built a career on behaving like a central casting troubled youth/bad boy stereotype from a CW teen drama. I wonder if Adams’ track-by-track cover of the TaylorSwift record was some kind of weird OCD/stalkery attempt to get her to notice him or similar.
The fact that he has absolutely no sense of humor about the Bryan Adams thing tells you everything you need to know about him (spoiler: he’s a massive, flaming asshole).
So cool that talk shows and news outlets let noted immunology specialist Jenny McCarthy, MD, on their air to spread her “MY KID IS AUTISTIC BECAUSE VACCINES” bullshit.
I’ve always thought him to be ridiculous because he goes postal when people joke about the “Ryan Adams/Bryan Adams” similarity. Self-important much?
This is Esquire bending over backward to show us how balanced and nonpartisan they are.
Counterpoint: Maybe head coaches know on an instinctual level that their dipshit kids are unemployable, so they create jobs (“video assistant”) for them?
Well, at least they can fondly recall how good it felt to “pwn the libtards” on Election Day when they write out their checks to the IRS.
It’s even better when an ADVERTISER complains about something you wrote and then later admits that they hadn’t actually read the story in question themselves before complaining to the publisher.