I assumed they all got boners, which creates cognizant dissonance because brown people = bad.

During the Bon Jovi episode of “Behind the Music,” literally every 2 minutes one of them would say, “Heeyyy, we’re from Joisey!” as if that 1) made them lovable, somehow, 2) absolved them of all the aggressively mediocre AOR schlock they produced and 3) would somehow make people conflate them with Bruce Springsteen.

As a former web producer for multiple TV stations, I can verify that local TV news management is chock full of literal-minded dolts who have all the integrity of a crack whore, so firing this low-level employee to prove how “unbiased” they are is par for course.

Kentucky takes strange glee in making places like Alabama and Louisiana look like bastions of progressive policy.

I just hope that when President Bone Spurs has his inevitable rage stroke that there are several cameras pointed at him. It will be glorious.

Hmm, sheriff is a doughy man-baby with dead eyes. That’s ALWAYS a good sign.

Stupid definitely, but many of them are proudly and defiantly ignorant. e.g., “Record cold this week across the Midwest? Climate change is fake news, SUCK IT LIBTARDS!!1!!!”

“I have to beat my kid if he misbehaves/talks back/whatever; if he would only stop misbehaving/talking back/whatever, then I wouldn’t have to beat him. Therefore it’s his fault that I beat him.”
<--That’s how.

It IS political, a church organization is meddling in a political event, yet we’re supposed to have separation of church and state here, which is one of the reasons why churches aren’t taxed. So if they want their asshole students to go to Washington and harass people, fine, but tax the fuck out of them.

THIS. Parochial school sends a bunch of teenaged boys to protest abortion. And half of ‘em are wearing MAGA hats. Not political in any way, nossir. Organized religion is such a racket.

“Dexter” was always, always, always bungled by whichever pinhead show runner was running a given season — they never figured out that the viewers didn’t gie a shit about any of the other cops’ B-plots, for starters. And people who think Lithgow saved Season 4... You are absolutely correct in that it was highly amusing…

He looks like Barry Manilow

Any guy as tightly wound as Pence who also proudly, loudly supports any and all anti-LGBTQ+ policies anywhere... has gotta be bi at the very least.

Where did you find your floor-to-ceiling shelves? Were they expensive?

Where can you find sturdy, high- (or decent-)quality shelves for books? I have a collection of art books that I would like to store in an accessible way, and the stuff they sell at IKEA just doesn’t have the horsepower I require. 

Imagine, for shits and giggles, what the reaction from the wingnuts would have been had Obama served burgers and fries to a winning sports team.

Named his kid “Ulysses?” Oh, Beto ...

Sometimes actors, etc., stipulate that their death announcements be delayed to avoid invasions of privacy at funerals. Also, Sondra Locke probably figured if Eastwood knew she had died, he would bribe/bully every funeral home and graveyard in a 100-mile radius to refuse her remains.

BUILD THE WALL, BUILD THE WALL

Also, canvas was signed “Jaxxon Pollack”