Ambivalent on Fieri — he looks like he was genetically engineered 15 years ago by a group of 60-year-olds to create a corporate spokesman “the kids” would think was RAD and EXTREME!!! and TOTALY TUBULAR — like Poochie with frosted hair and uglier shirts — yet he and I have remarkably similar tastes in food, i.e.,…

Your comment has given the NRA a new talking point ...

Heh heh, “seamen.”

His supporters, who will never own anything approaching a fucking yacht — maybe a used pickup truck with low miles at best — think this is totes awesome because if you’re wealthy and white you DESERVE it.

See: The United States of America, circa 2017-2018

Now they have something tangible for their “economic anxiety” (and totally not racism or sticking it to the libtards) that led them to vote for Trump.

For starters, how would they sexually harass/assault themselves?

Just wanted to chime in as somebody who grew up in the ‘80s. Reagan was a shitty, shitty president. His (or should that be “his”? Alzheimer’s disease is a hell of a drug) policies laid the groundwork for Donald Fucking Trump’s shitshow of a presidency.

Who at Z-Burger thought hiring this fidgety douchenozzle man-child was a good idea? This bro makes Travis Kalanick look like Andrew Carnegie.

I’m still wondering how these people didn’t notice that SBC is wearing prosthetic brows, make-up, etc., and not think something was off. Regardless, fuck off, Jason Spencer.

THANKS, OBAMA

A former Trump mouthpiece is a venal, lying asshole? SO SHOCKING

America could be like Norway, but thanks to our friends in rural America, oh, and gerymandering lulz, we’re just a third-world nation with many more fat people.

Yeah, it’s almost as if great swaths of the voting public are ignorant and/or downright stupid. Basing your vote on depriving people you dislike vs. voting for stuff that has tangible benefits for you, because TEH BIBLE, is why America can’t have nice things.

But in the short term, we’re stuck with their disproportionate voice fucking things up for everybody (themselves included, only, you know, too fucking stupid to realize that).

Guessing from all the Rando Capital Initials and nonstandard spelling and spacing that this is a Very Accurate parody.At least I hope That’s what it is!!!These colors don’t run!#blessed #MAGA etc.

Isn’t giving your own PTO to a coworker a form of SOCIALISM??

Trump is so woke

Trump probably had Secret Service agents hold Spicey down and shaved them off himself, before giving him an atomic wedgie.

I wish Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was old enough to run for POTUS; it would be especially humiliating to Trump to be beaten by a woman of Latin heritage.