Ah, tough-guy macho bluster, a sure sign that the speaker is in no way pathologically insecure.

“I am always amused by people who are convinced that they are leaps and bounds smarter than everyone around them.” — Troll whose smug, condescending tone telegraphs that he is convinced that he’s leaps and bounds smarter than everyone else

“WHY YOU GOTTA CALL THIS “BLACK EXCELLENCE”? WHITE PEOPLE HAVE CAR TROUBLE TOO!” — some dude in the greys, probably

Anecdotal evidence, but ... I used to work at WHAS11, the local TV station in Louisville that hosts an annual charity telethon called “The Crusade for Children.” A story often told was that when Col. Sanders was alive, he would appear on the telethon, and when they knew the Colonel was coming, they would make sure no…

Like this? Can you even tie a condom lengthwise around somebody’s head? Also, if the guy “gagged” her as in “trying to cause vomiting,” didn’t he run the risk of, uh, having her voit on him?

I would imagine the dozens of emails and recorded phone calls McLemore sent to/made to Brian Reed probably count as something, yes? He was practically begging Reed to come to Woodstock and cover the “killing.” Is that implied consent?

Afraid he was gonna get his ass stomped before the cops arrived?

HERP DERP STATE

Imagine what all those various gunks smell like.

Dane Cook dating a 19-year-old is ... not surprising.

This is disappointing — you would think Danes would be a little more classy than us Yankee slobs, but I guess bro-dom knows no boundaries.

Guessing Mark Zuckerberg’s uglier, douche-bro doppelganger here tried to get in this woman’s pants and she shot him down, so he said she’ll be ugly in 5 years on the radio.

Pfft, just speak as loudly, slowly and condescendingly as you can to the locals: “I SAID ... GIVE ME ... A ... BUDWEISER ... YOU FRENCH BASTARD.” MURCA!

“But I love tacos and margaritas!”

I can’t believe nobody wants to at least hate-fuck some of these poor beta cuck snowflake unicorns.

Jeepers, it’s almost as if being a 30-year-old with the sociopolitical outlook of a 74-year-old who lives in a trailer park in Alabama makes you unlikeable to the vast majority of your peers.

Maybe giving up the drugs and alcohol would help you achieve clarity vs. writing a self-aggrandizing memoir while you’re stoned? Just a thought, J-Depp.

Little Don and his painfully obvious, so very macho tough-guy hobbies — HUNTING! POWER-LIFTING! — all of which scream,“I HAVE A MICROPEEN” to the world. Does he have a really loud Harley, too?

I was always amazed that a guy with a voice as nasally and whiny as Adam “Toyota” Corolla had a successful career in radio.

Hm, a male Trump telegraphing his insecurities while overcompensating for his tiny wee-wee on a global stage — gee, that hardly EVER happens.