Proper spelling is for TEH OLDS! This is how we journalism now.

Racism + the obvious contempt she has for people with depression/anxiety issues and those people’s subsequent need for medication, including tranquilizers.

Regardless of context, fuck Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her sanctimonious bullshit. I hope she gets a six-year case of diarrhea.

I used to hate-watch “Walking Dead” and “Talking Dead,” and it was a combination of “Walking Dead” fucking up a can’t-miss premise and Chris Hardwick’s obnoxious, OTT glee hyping a terrible TV show that made me finally stop watching both shows. It also made me think of Hardwick as a shrill idiot.

This takes it to a…

I like breakfast food. Problem is most restaurants think every breakfast item on their menu has to have an egg on it. And I don’t like eggs.

I came here for some Hugo Schwyzer-bashing.

What? I thought Tarantino was just obsessed with Uma Thurman’s feet.

Anybody who thinks they’re strengthening their argument with the phrase “As a Christian ...” needs to eat a bag of sinful dicks.

“don’t use pepper… is there pepper in the sea”?
Whew, I can still use bits of plastic for seasoning!

BREAKING: Stupid old man with no sense of self-awareness says something stupid with no sense of self-awareness

I wonder, had Prince been, say, 5-foot-10 vs. 5-foot-2 or whatever (seriously, dude was petite), would he not have felt compelled to wear the high heels that caused long-term damage to his hips and joints, which led to the chronic pain that led to the prescription meds that ended up killing him?

Also... everybody…

...and if Obama had fluffed one syllable of this tune, your racist Uncle Carl and the 20+ million assholes just like him would be calling for his immediate removal from office, if not his execution.

This comment does not have enough fucking stars. I hate Nazis.

Death seems a little harsh. My vote would be for OUBeaver to undergo a five-year bout with severe clinical depression (let’s say, a solid 8 on that scale) and every day somebody tells him/her “Just do what makes you happy! Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!”

“So much so that they don’t priggishly correct strangers,” says a guy priggishly correcting strangers.

“Snoops” had an episode wherein Gershon’s character’s partner told an anecdote about her grandfather tickling her grandmother’s foot, and when her grandmother died, grandfather had grandma’s FOOT AMPUTATED AND PRESERVED SO HE COULD TICKLE IT. And she told that anecdote like it was a beautiful and totally sweet example…

Speaking of feckless cunts, BUT OF COURSE Sarah Huckabee Shitbag had to chime in. She truly is a vile human being.

“The Cheddarection?”

I love Gina Gershon so much I watched more than one episode of “Snoops,” a TV show so stupid it makes “Showgirls” look like “Citizen Kane.”

Fox will pick it up