But they have Jewish lawyers! #MAGA

Your first paragraph cannot be starred enough. MSM and all its useless hand-wringing about the “economic anxiety of the rural American voter” can go fuck itself, twice.

Fair and balanced!

This was in Texas? NO WAY

Just wanted to chime in here. You are absolutely correct: Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting.

A lot of the newer steel coasters have high-tech automatic brakes and stuff, because if the power failed and gravity kept the ride moving, it would eventually have to come to a stop, i.e., run into something.

/coaster nerd

I mean, it is just hummus, eat it however you like, but seeing how much oil is in his recipe, I imagine his version has the consistency of salad dressing. If that floats your boat, enjoy, but I like mine to have more texture and heft.

His recipe just seems like hand-washing your clothes before putting them in the…

Seriously. It’s fucking hummus, Shaya, if making it is an all-day process, you have way too much time on your hands. Your average $65 food processor will pulverize the garbanzo skins you find so vexing.

I wonder how much he charges for an order of this stuff.

Dear Morgan Freeman,

When one finds oneself in a hole, the first thing one needs to do is stop fucking digging.

Love,
Everybody Everywhere

+1 bullied teammate

I wonder if we’re way past that now and should just storm the Bastille.

ALL THE FUCKING STARS.

No, schools were much safer back then

I’m launching a new line of whyskie in the fall for just that reason. Goes great with malk for a Pale Soviet.

LOL her Twitter handle is “KaitlinMarieox,” as in “Kaitlin Marie Ox.”

And her name is “Kaitlin” because of course it fucking is.

It was in a “self interview” that appeared in “Music for Chameleons,” per his NYT obit:

I’m 6 foot 2. I’m also an old. I used to be one of the tallest people at music shows, now a bunch of dudes 20 years younger than me are my height or taller.

Truman Capote was a great writer whose books sold well at a time when talk shows booked authors who wrote serious literature, so he was a celebrity. He was also a substance abuser who believed his own hype, and his talent suffered. If he had been a Gen-Xer, he never would have lived to 35.

It’s an undocumented steel pineapple from a country where the people have dark complexions

This is one-size-fits-all, regardless of context: Fuck Kellyanne Conway sideways with a steel pineapple, and fuck Donald Trump Jr. sideways with a steel pineapple twice.