That shirt would be perfect without that idiotic MERICA crap on the bottom. That just makes it embarrassing.

k, real quick, in case you need one more before you go to sleep -

Hell is other people.

As a result of my job testing mobile apps (more focused on iOS than Android lately,) I’m pretty well immersed in both platforms these days. The way I see it, iOS is for people who want something that just works with a minimum of hassle, and Android is for people who want to tweak things. There used to be a pretty big…

If you already have a smartphone, then you’re probably going to stick with the one you’re familiar with and invested in unless there’s a significant reason to switch. Just being slightly better isn’t enough.

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

I’m sorry that everyone seems to be having a hard time understanding what you’re saying.

Not following traffic laws is attempted suicide.

“If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder”

He didn’t say that.

“So you’re saying passing on a double yellow justifies attempted murder?”

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

I’m not very often, but I think I’m gonna make an exception in this circumstance.

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

you wouldn’t watch that?

Took the words out of my mother. For my last meal I want everything deep fried or coated in doughnut glaze motherfuckers

So, you’re on a first name basis with a murderer who recruited her then lover to murder her husband. That is so heartwarming!

She only made those differences after plotting and succeeding to kill her husband.

Bad news for . . . the people who love them