Jesus, what a fucking scumbag.

This character really threw me - the voice didn’t match the look, IMHO. And the muppet itself looked like it was coppled together at the last minute.

Didn’t work in the 90’s, ain’t gonna work now.

I really didn’t.

They miss the Henson touch, that’s for sure.

I just hope this show dies a quick death. If they wanted to bring the Muppets back, they should have gone with a new “Muppet Show”, Vaudeville shlock and all.

Still, battery life is the most important part of your phone, so this is good,...

I like how casually this author explains how he almost threw a temper tantrum, and gave up on buying a toy he wanted because he could not buy all the toys he wanted.

Meanwhile, in Syria...

here here. I *LIKE* lagers and pilsners, just because they’re also the beer of choice for basing a macrobrew on doesn’t mean they’re without merit.

I started reading your comment before realizing it was part of a thread, and for a couple of seconds I thought

This is like saying, that intersection you rolled through last week now has a stop sign so we’re sending a traffic ticket.

Great. Now I will live in fear of retro memes five years from now.

This argument regarding barnacles is great until you know something about barnacles. Barnacles are the scourge of sailors the world over. For years we would use lead based paint on the boats hull to stop barnacles from attaching to the hull and slowing the boat down. Lead paint was outlawed and other methods came…

Sour Monkey can't exist without the Golden Monkey. They do some good work over there.

I do, but when I go to my local restaurant, or liquor store 1/2 of the selections are IPA’s.

I can’t wait for the Bachelorette where the woman just plows through all the guys in like one night. My kind of lady.

She’s a commoner, she can deal.