I think that "your an idiot" has become the official definition of irony.

you mean, prostitution rooms?

Left handed is great! It's like your in college again and a 19-year old is yanking on it with all their vigor but none of the skills of someone who has played with a penis for more than 10 minutes in their lifetime.

Great.. now I have to go and masturbate.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Just wait until you see how Putin plans to lead in the Russian delegation:

Gotta be really half-assed to use this toilet.

you don't fuck with a mans ride but you can fuck with an ASSHAT'S ride.

Imagine what this kid could've done if he had just started a business or built an aid organization instead! Seriously, that he could plan and execute this kind of scheme, complete with storage facilities and other elements shows serious executive ability that is phenomenally rare in young guys his age.

If I didn't know better, I think my bedroom could be considered a fakes factory.

Referencing just the picture, was anyone else thinking Star Trek Next Generation

Genius? Not likely... Falking stooopid... drive to airport, park, waddle (obviously he's a lazy fat fuck) to lounge, pork out, waddle to customer service to change ticket, waddle to parking and PAY for parking, drive home. Repeat daily. One would think that for all that trouble one might find a better use of one's…

Was going to say what slow said, but now will say something different.

Only the ones that fly the same route night after night in an active war zone against an enemy with a competent air defense. Thankfully we keep number of times we do that that pretty low (as mentioned, cf. Francis Gary Powers).

Yes. A modern adversary has quite a few tricks up his sleeve when it comes to air defense. With the latest integrated systems, RADAR units are very mobile and networked together. You could have a bad guy with a truck mounted unit hiding anywhere, and that system can communicate with the rest of the network, meaning…

The guy on the left with the hat was the base commander, so pretty much is.

What about 6 minute abs?

This site cracks me up. Months ago it was linking to stories about the miraculous seven minute workout. Then, last month, it linked to a story that rightly called it a crock. Now, today, it's a four minute workout that will make you fit!

I like the money one, but I think I'll try to switch it up: