Kick Ass article.

Far from fucked. He gets paid just to breathe.

Imagine the horror the wildlife experienced when humans bulldozed the land to build your house; paved the road to get you there; dug the holes and trenches to run your power and water and internet. Enjoy your wine.

A “domesticated” cat belongs indoors. If you’re watching it routinely kill shit, you should consider cleaning up your filth once in a while; less rodents and bugs.

No, a double IPA smells like cat piss.

Love a cat, it loves you back. Own a cat, it owns you more. The reaction people have when meeting my cats is hilarious because they’ve never seen how one that is truly appreciated acts.

I love this place.

Jezebel is shit; albeit with a tad of spirit.

Looking to the internet for guidance...

Will “Defender” Hedrick

They were 50 meters from the line Russia keeps fucking moving. That stupid jet, full payload deployed against that ship would still get straight BUTTFUCKED. Along with any other dumbass flyboys trying to get buff.

If she ran for president I'd vote twice.

Golden.

Serious talent. Loved that band. Still love the music they left us.

I bet one of the J-Lo’s won't mind me sticking my tongue in her ass...

I have the 50 pint version. It works awesome; primarily for keeping my basement studio dry. The air it moves is a nice bonus too... keeps it feeling more fresh.

I have the 50 pint version. It works awesome; primarily for keeping my basement studio dry. The air it moves is a…

Not crashed enough.

If you’re that lazy...

God damn I hate this face.

Go Bulls!