America loves some drama. Even the NFL is getting in on it.

I've never wanted to punch someone as much as I want to punch Kanye.

You know when it’s ok to leave a kid in the car?

I feel like Floyd just rabbit punched me.

Or: swipe a Hybrid badge off a Prius for the back and hang a LEED tag in the mirror. You’ll get an award or something.

Fucking hell; you got all that from one sentence? You’re fucking DEEP. Damn.

I was the only one that paid attention to the weirdos (although they were poor; no parties). Highschool was over 20 couple years ago and I still talk to them. And fuck they’re still weirdos. But I like it.

Parties were lame until I was old enough to drink. Then I avoided them because bars.

This makes me want to punch a church.

1) That was an empty can.

Her cunt is most likely a close similarly to a fucking bear trap.

What happened to the good ol days when you could just punch a mouthy bitch?

I thought it was a snakehead at first. Either way, both tough bastards.

I'd be considered Upper class for MD and I sure as fuck can't afford sports cars and vacations.

1) The best cats are the ones that choose you, not the other way around. The cat that reaches through the cage, grabs your shirt, screams at you and won't let go is the one you want.

I've never met a rugger I didn't like. It's amazing how bands can make millions off the same shit, but some of the toughest, sincerest, honest motherfuckers in sports get the hot poker for a made up chant. And no dead chick has ever been fucked to my knowledge...

I've drank beer from smelly rugby boots, been stripped naked at 2 in the afternoon in a crowded bar, been kicked in the face, raked, punched, spit on, bit and god knows what else. You're going to label me a bad person for singing a made up song about made up people? Eat shit.

WTF? Do you leave your CAC in your laptop all the time? And... what's the point of the USB CAC reader then?

Tough books are gone. They're issuing some new hunk-of-heavy-shit-Dell Inspiron now. Weighs like 3X a Tough book, won't accept any Army image and looks like it's 2004 overstock. It's got WIN8 though? Go Army!!

Fixed.