We don't need to save ourselves; we want to save ourselves. The Earth will benefit from us being gone.

I find it odd that nobody called this years ago. Maybe they did. Who knows.

Is calling someone "edgy" because they actually have some guts not gotten old yet?

I've always loved her. Wouldn't mind being her underpants for a day either.

What is this Basketball thing?

Good to know. I've got them, and will keep them handy. I always wondered if some odd shit would happen to me later on. God I remember they just used to shoot us up with shit all the time. First trip to Bosnia I swear I got 30 needles at once.

After my first Anthrax booster I grew a goddamn baseball on the back of my head. Docs dismissed it as "unrelated" and gave me Tylenol. Lasted about a week then disappeared. I have some pretty blurry memory from that time because the goddamn headaches were so bad.

Barely outruns a Civic, but sure looks nice.

Can't help but think this was made for internet points more than to please a kid that has never seen (or will understand) Ghostbusters.

Windex. We all know Windex is the cure-all.

Truth.

Should I be so turned on watching her get fucking demolished?

I would but my goddamn piranha bit me yesterday. I'm no good left handed.

Appears an attempt to get on the "Best Of" Craigslist more than an ad in spite of his marital promise.

And there are tons of studies that suggest it doesn't even do that. I've played sports, lifted weights and whatever else for many years and never stretch. In my 18 years in the Army I've always bullshitted the mandatory "stretching" part of our physical training. To me it just wastes time.

I get stupid LinkedIn connection requests all the time from people I know. I don't have a stupid LinkedIn account jerkfaces!!

Goddamn you're good.

Looks like these pics are from the 86 Sarajevo Olympics.

Goddammit you're always on top of it! All the stars for you.

This might be funny now, but when that poor city is infested with tourists/media/athletes/etc, that poor fishing string infrastructure will collapse. Disaster waiting to happen.