I blend my burgers and fucking guzzle them.

Never met you, don't like Jim Beam, but will you marry me?

I don't know, but it's been a country song, an alternative song, and probably one of those anti-motivational posters.

Please note: there is no possible way to pour Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors, Coors light, Corona, Budweiser, Rolling Rock (I'll just stop now...) that will make them any more drinkable. Even that Carlsburg shit in the video is questionable, albeit well rated on beeradvocate. Don't try to be a beer hipster snob and…

Spiders are intriguing and simply awesome. Every miserable visit to the National Training Center in Ft. Irwin was made a little better because the tarantulas were everywhere. They seem to like eating MRE stuff. Pretty much anything from an MRE. I had up to 4 in my hand at one time. They're quite neat, and not big…

Whole milk = healthy. Egg yolks = healthy. American Society's sedentary lifestyle = not health. This is not rocket science.

"Skip browning meat before adding to your slow cooker"

I'm lazy; who is Lena Dunham?

I have a strange addiction to masturbating to videos of women sniffing and chewing on soiled diapers.

They should have chainsawed the tree down. Would have made a good story.

I can't believe I read this.

If I broke into a home and found VHS tapes, they would IMMEDIATELY be suspect. As would LaserDisks and Walkmans.

I can't think of any time when I'm just that in need of an emergency keyboard. Similar to the cards with guitar picks perforated in them; I eventually forget it's even in the wallet. That is, when I even carry a wallet.

I did that. Her ass was so goddamn beautiful. I could have run 100 miles as long as I was following her...

More awesome info. Thanks!

Very cool. Thanks!

Thanks for the response; quite informative. You don't happen to work for MDA do ya?? :D

Do we have any real problems not knowing where the enemies radars are?

Swear to god I thought that was Darth Vader on the left...

Do lots of them get shot down?