I can't believe I read this.

If I broke into a home and found VHS tapes, they would IMMEDIATELY be suspect. As would LaserDisks and Walkmans.

I did that. Her ass was so goddamn beautiful. I could have run 100 miles as long as I was following her...

Shit. I guess it's good I'm TSA Pre-check and never have to let them at my goods.

What the heck do you do that has you that 'noid? Honest question (obviously you can't tell me or you'd have to kill me n stuff).

The NSA doesn't need to crack the case of your pink Inspiron...

Nope. I'm not clever enough for that stuff! haha

Skimmed the read, but with absolute intent: FUCK ALL YOU HOMOPHOBES.

Can people with their head stuck up their own ass not fit on the x-ray machine or something?

A fall is accidental, this is intentional. Fuck this asshole ex-delivery guy and all his idiot followers.

If you believe there is any "cure" for a hangover, then you simply weren't hungover in the first place.

What is FaceBook?

I'd rather enjoy good beer and not get drunk (if on a budget of course). I'd drink that slop pictured only if I knew 3/4 of it was going to spill.

I would not attend a brunch without booze, nor would I host one without. :D

Cool project, nasty fingernails. Never trust a man with nasty fingernails; he's probably a spy.

I had an 05 Yukon. Traded it for an 05 Yukon Denali (I liked the wheels and grill). The difference in price was notable; the difference in vehicle was not. The 6.2 actually felt tamer, although that may have been the transmission. I ended up getting rid of it around 60K when the intake manifold gaskets…

The steroids part gets me. I don't think Vin even lifts weights much less does roids... Dwayne on the other hand... yeah.

Your daughter needs a Madonna cassette; A Material Girl looped 20 times.

Anyone else think that dude was Bruce Willis at a quick, first glance?

She's an attention whore. She was simply hoping to get a whole bunch of kudos, thumbs-up, +1's and whatever else for looking decent. She doesn't give 2 shits about anyone elses health. Maybe someone should tell her we all look like shit when we're dead. And we all die.