Innis & Gunn did an interesting stout made in Teeling whiskey casks.

“I’m now outraged and hurt because I feel that my son, my only child, was denied access to a college not because he failed to work and study hard enough but because wealthy individuals felt that it was ok to lie, cheat, steal and bribe their children’s way into a good college.”

“Look, I’m no coffee connoisseur, but a small coffee? That’s going to keep me happy for like 2.8 minutes, max.”

The NFL took into account extenuating circumstances before going with a lower suspension than originally planned, like the fact that Hunt is now on the Browns.

I started drinking Irish whiskey with Bushmills, I think it was Black Bush and was drinkable, the original blended one, not so fond of. the 10 year old is good but expensive compared to some cheaper whiskeys that are just as good such as Jameson. Tullamore Dew is probably one of the cheapest I can fine and will do at…

This take is tired and boring. Young will be really good, and the 1st round pick the Hawks got for this upcoming draft could also be really good.

“Will you Grit N Grind with me 4ever and ever?” 

By comparing it to Cleveland.  

Breshad Perriman: I’m going to give it my all in Tampa and catch everything that comes my way.

It takes me 2 minutes just to get the kid out of the car seat and put his jacket on. I have to reverse the process when we get back. So that’s almost 5 minutes right there.

That almost makes up for the fact that your most popular burger place sucks, you can’t get a good donut at any price, and your pizza is an abomination against all the joy the gods intended mortals to have in this life.

You get your food faster through a drive through. Just about every fast food restaurant prioritizes the drive through over the the front counter. Even when waiting behind 5 cars.

“911, what’s your emergency?”

You can actually just barely make out what Chriss says if you can read lips. He says, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond.”

I’m pretty sure that’s illegal in any mexican restaurant.

Fun fact: IHSA actually owns the trademark on “March Madness” in tandem with the NCAA under the joint venture shell company “March Madness Athletic Association.”

The Varsity chili cheese slaw dog looks exactly same going in as it does going out.

Man’s Meatless Mexican Meal Mandates Maximum Malicious Mischief

I am awful at burpees. I don’t know what it is about that movement but it just kicks my ass. I guess I could get better at them by doing some burpee challenge increasing the number per day or the time to get x number in but honestly, I hate that movement so much and see so little benefit to it being in my life that I…