Did no one think, “Maybe a movie about a fat guy made by non-fat people needs to do a little bit more than describe fatness as prescription for misery?”

Damn, this is fucked up. Everyone involved, from the guards who first injured him, to the ones who ignored him, to the doctors that “examined” him, need to face charges over this and lose whatever licenses they have for life.

Buffalo Trace’s bourbon cream is probably the best cream liqueur I’ve ever tried.  I love that stuff.  I enjoy Amarula also.  And yes, cream liqueurs make fantastic boozy milkshakes.

Having lived near KY, I had Buffalo Trace’s Bourbon Cream numerous times - used it to make boozy milkshakes at parties, which I’m now way too old for. But one made with Jeni’s, which is the pinnacle of mass-produced ice cream, sounds like I’d try it again.

Today I learned they were two different things, and today I still don’t care. Anything remotely resembling that rancid Satanic semen can take the slow train back to hell.  

I, too, would like to commend the baseball for saving him from his poor decision to drink a Michelob Ultra.

I was hoping that booze plus ice cream would make me look like this.

They’ve gotta build new ones to replace the ones destroyed. That’s job security.

What’s notable is that at the time of the rampage, the employee was still working for Mercedes, and the whole wild night was seemingly performed in response to rumors about possible mass layoffs.

Sometimes it feels like you put stuff up here for us to just no dice it into oblivion

having a child with a life threatening peanut allergy means we can’t navigate the museum safely anymore

The Carlos Mencia of beers.

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

My ex used to have us buy Diet Rite, even by RC Cola standards that stuff is pretty middling. 

fair

Why the fuck?

Campbell’s sells “Soup on the Go” which comes with a sippy lid, so you peel off the foil, heat it and allegedly drink it in your car or whatever. I assume they are all texturally made for easier sipping, though a straw might still be difficult.

I haven’t read the article yet but I just wanted to drop into the comments to say the headline alone made me viscerally uncomfortable.

“Has there ever been a condiment that embodies true love quite like mayonnaise?”