Just stop. You look foolish.

Because the demographic that would buy this is a bunch of cheapskates. They would wait for it to hit the used market.

Because it’s only made in Austrailia, and import fees are a bitch?

Because they already have enough product lines?

Because the Five Hundred nameplate is already associated with dismal Jacques Nasser-era craptastic decisions?

Too bad most Americans don’t care to know the difference between FWD and RWD. The Aussies actually give a shit, so they get nice things.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

Learn to swim

Wisconsin is a state of irredeemable shitheads whose only real use to humanity is as cannon fodder for land wars in Asia.

What would you have the west do? Serious question, what’s the plan here. We’re all ears.

Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

If everyone owned Stingers 9/11 could have been prevented.

Dammit, Chrysler! You had one shot. One opportunity.

Welcome to awarding contracts to the lowest bidder.

“The Miata IS the beige Corolla of track beaters.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

Brady Hoke never would’ve kicked that field goal.

Right. A “sham” that 97% of scientists are wrong about.

It looks like a PS steering wheel.