I’ll just leave this here...

There’s nothing you could do to bump ridership except take away everyone’s money. Third world folks ride bikes, motorcycles and scooters because they are poor and that’s all they can afford.

Men do that because it shows less weakness than admitting they felt personally scared of leaving someone that relies on them in the lurch.

I predict an abrupt spike in teenage mortality.

Saracen, I got your six. If they hate America so much, go back to their shit stained desert. Where men are men, and camels are women once the men get a step stool.

Nah, Internet has moved onto Clock Boy

and the interwebs are left with retribution blue balls..... :-(

They thought a brown child named Ahmed Mohammed was carrying a bomb and you're hesitant to call it racism. LOL.

Actually, it's the majority of people who act as brand ambassadors. When all the junior lawyers come up out of paperwork for air for a few minutes of binge drinking, they're commenting about how really beautifully their new Audi drives, and the automatic transmission isn't nearly as jerky as the one they just traded…

From what I know working at a transmission company we can only blame consumers, torque converters have better “launch performance” meaning they are smooth to accelerate rather than the sometimes jerky slow launches on dual clutch. It sucks but blame the people who can’t control their right foot

Does this mean a US citizen can’t get into trouble for beating the shit out of one of these wastes of space?

My coworker who is a Giants fan put it thusly: “The worst part wasn’t the loss. The worst part was knowing from the first play of the game that this is probably how it was going to end.”

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, you can never trust those Utah parties. It takes just one person to get drunk and start talking shit about Joseph Smith and next thing you know, people are getting shot.

shut the fuck up.

More like Nico Hunkenberg. Amirite?

Oh come on...

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

I spent a year in Korea and it was the easiest tour I ever did. I can’t wait till we reach peak Nationalism and we start doing surprise reunions after a two month TDY to Florida.