I notice you ended the quote right at the point where I mentioned people here want to see tens of thousands out of a job. But good to know our CEO being wacky is enough justification for that

I can’t imagine why, unless you have a short position, the people on this website would be so emotionally invested in 10s of thousands of people losing their jobs

You strike me as the kind of guy that watches “Unboxing” videos on youtube.

Ok, so he gave her HIV and threatened her with a knife, so she ran him down with a Mustang.

This is something to consider while I cross-shop 2017 Saturn, Mercury, and Pontiac vehicles

Please don’t sex shame me.

You’re bad at reading.

Yes, let’s make less money than we can.

It’s a natural side effect of brushing a giant ungulate for hours every day.

+Eleventy-Billion. All of the stars. Seriously, fuck horses.

Counterpoint: Horses are awesome and make me feel like a cowboy in the wild west. Soooooo shootout at high noon?

This is a seriously trot take, if I’ve ever seen one.

You don't have to buy one.

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

Take your meds.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

It’s Waze’s fault.

“A majority of drivers still stop at the station regularly, filling up their gas-guzzling vehicles and allowing the oil industry to stay in business.”

You sound like the type of guy that shops at Pottery Barn.

I wonder how suspicious you would be when the next hurricane or flood hits?