I don’t know why I clicked this and expected anything different than people complaining about other people’s lives. It would be one thing if he was mistreating the cars. But they seem to be taken care of. Just a bunch of Jalops mad because he didn’t take his millions and buy rusted out Beetles and Miatas.

I also feel…

You could, you know, invest. Then you’ll only have to pay 10%.

Out of curiosity:

the trough was in 2009. it’s 2015. The FR-S is the better selling of the two, and they sold 746 of them in January 2015.

and only about 0.001% of other car buyers give a shit about either.

put it back in your pants, froggy. I sold the SRT-4 two years ago with 170,000 miles on it and used what I got as a down payment on a Ranger. Which sits alongside my 2012 Mustang GT which makes the FR-S/BRZ look like a sad joke of a performance car.

the FR-S/BRZ is a poster child for why automakers don’t listen to enthusiasts.

This game was made for Oppositelock. There's no way around it.

Bro! Dude! That was sweet man! Bro!

what do you mean

I don’t believe you, Nick.

I LOL’d

Kudos to those who get this pop culture reference. Let the record show at least one person does. Thanks.

That’s the Jalop consensus on most innovations.

Translation:

Dude just wants some cold cuts

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

I'm talking about the lil blue one