The question in his case is that the officer in the airplane isn't the one writing the ticket, it's an officer in a car writing the ticket based on (according to the comment you're responding to) the observations of a different person.

A vibe is much cheaper than reconstructive surgery and therapy.

You mention the Capri but you don't want to import the RS4Ti and other Merkurs from Germany? No overseas tuner love.

They specifically did this with homosexuals. He'll be suggesting this for "Jews, Gypsies, and Communists" soon enough, I suspect.

Future snacks.

Mix that and a nice shiny gold and you've got a winner.

Yes, but as they melt every spring, you have to put a lot more money into maintenance. :)

Sounds like a magazine for hair stylists. I must be odd, when I'm getting a trim I pick up the Hot Rodder that is invariably at hand.

"Residing just aft of the front axle was an 8.0-liter quad sequential turbocharged V-12 that pumps out 1700 bhp at 8000 rpm and 1400 lb.-ft. of torque at 5500."

Fire-flavored brick paste ftw. :)

Wasn't a fan of how much mesa flour they put in there, but I always dumped the whole bag of chili powder in.

Ah, if you have any girls and send them to Scouts, I just have one word for you:

Are you using the "hide your profile" thing, and if so, does it keep them from visiting your profile if they're already aware of it?

If you're interested in putting a few photos on the web for free, it may be worth it to look at Wikimedia Commons (commons.wikimedia.org). They're kind of picky about licensing and making sure things are filled out correctly, but it'd be a good source for anyone.

I'd prefer pie, myself, but it's hard to get a pie that large to bake and set correctly.

You win. Hearted. ;)

Are you sure about that?

...where do I sign?

Do you mean it'd be okay if Rick Santorum suggested it, or it'd be okay if we sterilized Rick Santorum?

We have two things locally (Indiana) that we call sweat bees: There's a tiny yellow-and-black-striped bug that's actually a fly rather than a bee, and there's a little brown bug that's clearly a bee but lacks the stripes.