"...b-but Ma, it was full when I picked it up off the shelf at the store, honest!"

Was trying to be nice and not notice that part. :)

The latter part of your response is all I was wanting, actually. Probably I'm over-picky 'cos I need a vacation. :)

Still doesn't address the issue that after identifying as female you refer to her as a "he" despite that person's protest to the contrary. Again, you don't lose your femaleness because you're interested in other women, nor do you lose it due to the way you dress. Not even in combination.

Hearted 'cos of this :)

Sounds from the initial post that the person identified as female ("I'm like, what are you doing here, and suddenly he looks taken aback and says in a voice that was not as masculine as I thought it would be, I'm a female."), and if she were F2M, she'd have identified as male...that, and likely used the men's…

Given that the next day none of us exist, what's the point of "preparing" for it?

"I didn't say the person wanted to rape me. I said he gave me a rapey look. He looked like he was going in the bathroom to do something he shouldn't, whether it be drugs or get a blow job from a girl. That was the first thing that crossed my mind as I saw him swagger in there. It's not my fault he looked like a guy…

Substitute chick.

'cos you couldn't put the semtex inside the laptop or tablet, or rig the LiIon/LiPoly battery to explode, y'know... It's a good thing LiPoly doesn't have a similar energy density to C-4, hm?

'kay.

Always, unless you feel that we should constantly be in a state of depression due to the overwhelming maliciousness inherent in the human soul. There's a spread of ugliness on the planet from slavery and genocide through the manipulation of economies, stealing our lives one day at a time to earn an extra percentage.

I suspect this was just the cap on his playboy ways, and after she gets out of the hot seat (and survives the cavity search) they'll be back together. This will undoubtedly bridge the gap between them and create a tighter bond than ever before.

Makes you wonder what their version of Kookabura is, hm?

Old sniglets: Oque, the line that changes an "O" into a "Q", not to be confused with an Arque, which is the line that changes an "R" into a drugstore.

[bit.ly] (LV-426 on the AvP Wikia)

Hipsters or Native Americans?

You know people who are the "extremely confused" are going to have no clue what Earth-616 is, right? They won't know SLJ from the FBI, and think RDJ's Stark is a reference to when he was spinning vinyl in the movie. :)

They're variously all either incorporated or chartered entities or a member thereof.

You know, ThinkGeek should make little lighted LED and milled aluminum stickers that look like this, so you can wander around and make it look like you've got a monitor implant.