Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

And great deals on 2x4 planks and gasoline!

Linen? Like, white sheets, specifically?

Trump could scream “You got to admit I’ve played this stinking country like a harp from hell !”, and no one would care.

Yeah well PETA members have been caught taking pets from homes and then euthanizing the pets so....

So much this - because of course Jesus would have been pro-capitalist!

Pretty much nothing else compares..

Or a gold worker was stealing the shavings and forgot where he buried them...

All for this joke.

"We'll be granting the storage automatically to everyone around 28 February 2015 and we'll send you an email when your adjustment is complete."

NOTE: your extra 2gb doesn't show up right away. you may have to wait til the end of the month.

Rookies.

Miskatonic University