That Tretiak photo is amazing.

Move their football team to an L.A. soccer stadium.

To be fair, Tomlin spent a lot of time working as a diagnostician under Dr. House so his medical background would almost require him to speak out on the quack.

Teddy came back from having his leg severed, immediately threw a pick, didn’t complete a pass, and you can’t even give him a meaningless award? Fucking ingrates.

Yep.

Is it enough to just ball these days though, or must one now big ball?

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

Ha same here!

By my count, seven teams lost their starting QB to injured reserve, and a team without its starting QB is ruined.

You probably know them as the Redhawks.

GO REDHAWKS!

He meant the Redhawks.

Who the fuck are the Redskins?

He’s black.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: the problem isn’t with the name, but the logo. Change it to a potato and everyone goes home happy.

I think the uniform that immediately comes to mind for the “Washington Monuments” isn’t an improvement on the current name...

I think Deadspin writers should refer to the Washington Football team only as the Redhawks going forward. If only to upset emotionally fragile Redhawks fans. Please

Holy shit, dude. The point of protection of the natural world from intrusion by man is not to keep it suitable for human habitation. Are you an alien? You must be an alien. Because that is the most out of touch take I’ve ever seen on the entire GMG family of sites, past and present.

The problem isn’t that everyone seeks 50/50 gender balance in every profession and hobby.