“hey there Goggle, find a recipe for pie, a-yuh”

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

He was her employer. On the other hand, you are dumb.

I hope this doesn’t come across as condescending, it’s not intended to be but this is the internet so it’s tough to tell tone:

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Lesson 3: “Some days I don’t bother with the bottle.”

Guys. You’re missing the obvious thing here. Cam didn’t get a concussion because he’s a young quarterback who likes to run, so he’s just gonna take more hits. Also, the whole being black thing. Obviously black quarterbacks can’t get concussed, duhhhhhh!

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

Drew Magary: *vomits*

ah, you know what, that makes sense. good call.

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

I never built iPhones

Over the top wedding toasts are stupid and make it more about the person toasting than the people receiving the toast. It should not be a performance piece, should not rely on inside stories only understood by a small group of people, and should not last longer than 90 seconds.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

Hell, you could put Chevy badges on and nobody would know the difference. They’d still talk shit about the interior, too.

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

Well, why haven’t you?

something something Oregon’s cars are doomed

I watched the first Fantastic Beasts on an 8-hour flight. Would highly recommend it in that environment and absolutely nowhere else.

If you are a Packers fan and under 25, you should know that this is what quarterback play looks like to much of the NFL. It is what you have to look forward to someday.